1. Baby, you make me wish I had three hands

2. Good Christians don't get jiggy with it til after marriage

3. Honey, I've never had sex that wasn't awkward

4. Before I die, I'm gonna f&&$ me a fish

5. Here, take this pill

6. How to survive a vicious cock fight

7. Paraphilia

8. Just out of curiosity, are your parents siblings?

9. 8 dead, 9 if you count the fetus

10. Man dude vs. dude-brah (Where's the party at?)

11. Let's go halvsies on a bastard

12. A portable death ray and a sterile claw hammer

13. The hunter

14. The parasite